Song--week twelve.

The most embarassing song i have on my phone is When You Look Me In The Eyes by the Jonas Brothers. haha yeah that is embarassing. I used to be in love with Nick. I decided to get it obviously because i really liked it back in the day. It probably was never cool, but id say it probably stopped being cool when i was in 5th or 6th grade. One of my memories with it is when Bri Weiss and I used to always think it was so cool to listen to 98.5 and call them. Well one time we just kept calling and requesting the song and they wouldnt play it so we probably called 5 or 6 other times within the hour and kept requesting it so finally the guy said, "these girls wont leave me alone so i am going to play this song." It was great. Also my old friend from Streator took me to a Jonas Brothers concert like 5th or 6th grade so i loved them for awhile after that. We were inlove with them. It was the coolest thing ever back then.

week eleven.

I think that the chicken crossed the road because there was a super duper fine chicken on the side. He saw the hot a$$ chicken and had to get over there. So he ran over there making noise all the way. Twice he almost got hit by a semi. It felt like it took him 10 minutes to get to the other side. By the time he got over there he realized that the chicken was really a male chicken in a skirt and tube top. The chicken had a long beard and mustache. All of a sudden, the poor chicken was crushed. He was really looking forward to running into a hot female chicken. Not a bearded male one. So the rest of the day the chickens life was ruined. He eventually went back over to the other side and finally got hit by a semi.

week ten.

I think that all the villains, witches, ghosts, etc. get together and have their own little party. They sit there and stir their weird stew crap. The witches probably vent to everyone about there ugly huge noses and talk about plastic surgery because they finally realized they needed it. I think that they all got bored of Halloween because they cant come up with better attire to scare kids so they all get together and reminisce about the good ole days. Its more so a sad holiday for them because of how they cant come up with anything better to do. They suck at scaring people and cant find better outfits so they just sit at each others houses like a bunch of losers and cry/vent together about their ugliness.

Top Ten--week nine.

Songs

1. Mike Will Made It-23: (Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J) "I back it up, cause I don't give a ****, If you' a lame that's a shame, you cant hang with us"

2. Gas Pedal: (Sage the Gemini) "Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you tryna make yo a** fall off"

3.Lego House: (Ed Sheeran) "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love, I'll pick you up when you're getting down,
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better now"

4. Marilyn Monroe: (Nicki Minaj) "Call it a curse, Or just call me blessed, If you can’t handle my worst, You ain’t getting my best. Is this how Marilyn Monroe felt felt felt felt?"

5. You Got It Bad: (Usher) "U got, u got it bad, When you're on the phone, Hang up and you call right back, U got, u got it bad, If you miss a day without your friend, Your whole life's off track"

6. 143: (Bobby Brackins) "143 I la la la love you, Ride with a stunna you know that I’m winning, headed to the top I ball no 9th inning"

7. Marry Me: (Jason Derulo) "And if I lost everything, In my heart it means nothing, 'Cause I have you, girl I have you, So get right down on bended knee, Nothing else would ever be, Better, better, The day when I say, I'll say will you marry me, I swear that I will mean it, I'll say will you marry me"

8.Sure Be Cool If You Did: (Blake Shelton) "You don't have to throw back your pretty pink lemonade shooter,  And lean a little closer, You don't have to keep on smiling that smile that's driving me wild, And when the night is almost over, Meet me in the middle of a moonlit Chevy bench seat, And do a little bit of country song, hanging on, You don't have to keep me falling like this, But it'd sure be cool if you did"


9. Here We Go: (Trina) "I aint lookin atchu no more, Im lookin past you, Here we go, Here we go again"


10. She Will Be Loved: (Maroon 5) "I don't mind spending every day, Out on your corner in the pouring rain, Look for the girl with the broken smile, Ask her if she wants to stay awhile, And she will be loved, And she will be loved"

week eight.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I was standing in front of a garage sale. I saw a huge sign leaning on a tree that had the words "baby shoes" on it. Since my sister was 8 months pregnant, i though i would check it out. I went to the table and saw 4 pairs that have never been worn. One pair was neon pink, one pair was blue, one pair was yellow, and the other pair was cheetah. If you knew me, you would guess that i chose the pair that were cheetah. And thats exactly what i did. I picked them up right away and bought them. I was so excited to show my sister the cute cheetah shoes i had bought for her little girl she was about to have. I took them to her and she looked disgusted. She told me that they were the ugliest shoes she had ever seen and that she hated cheetah. Since then i have not spoken to her. I am not going to accept her as my sister if she hates cheetah.

week seven.

If i could have lived through any time period, i would have wanted to live during the holocaust period. I know that sounds weird, but i would have loved to be the person who stopped it. I would have done anything i could to not make it happen. It was the worst thing that has ever occurred. I hate hearing about it. It was so sad when i had to listen to two holocaust survivors come to school and talk about it. I remember when i was in 5th grade and someone came to talk to us. His name was David. He even showed us the number they put on his arm. Although i was young, it still made me feel so sad for all the people. He said his family used to hide in the gym walls when the nazis came. I would have loved to be the person who saved all of the people from Hitler.

week six.

Cinderella was perfect. I hated her for being so perfect. I'm just glad that my mom made her do everything and left me and my sister with nothing to do. We just did whatever. No chores thank god. But she was so much more prettier than me. I had to pretend she was nothing but on the inside i knew that i wanted to be her. Her face was so beautiful. I had to act like i hated her but i actually envied her. Why could i not be her? Why did i get stuck being ugly? I saw Cinderella at the dance but told my mom that she hadn't been there. I wanted Cinderella to enjoy her life. My mom never let her do anything. All she did was chores chores and more chores. Although i was glad it was her and not me, i wanted to make sure Cinderella had the best time. And this is all. Worst blog ever