week fourteen.

If i could go back in time, I would change the fact that i shut my step-dad out of my life because i took my moms side on things. I would talk to him as much as i could, acknowledge him whenever he came to get my brother and sister. I would spend as much time with him as possibly. I would actually do anything i possibly could just to see him one last time. That would seriously be the best thing ever. Just seeing him in my dreams helps a little. But it would be really nice if i had a good relationship with him before he passed away. I wouldnt take him for granted and i wouldnt not talk to him just because of my mom. I would love to hug him one more time. So the decision of me shutting him out of my life, the day i decided to, i would think it through and decide not to shut him out of my life. Because he was so important to me, i made a very bad decision in shutting him out.

week thirteen.

OMG i freaking hate these weird humans. What kind of monsters want to eat turkey?? I really dont think i would taste that good to where they have to eat turkey every thanksgiving. What can i do to escape this massacre? I have an idea. When they come to find me i will run around like a wild animal and start crapping all over the place. Nobody wants a crapping turkey. Seriously though, that sounds like a good plan to me. Ill make sure i eat something really nasty so my crap looks disgusting. That has to work. I know i wouldnt want a human if they were pooping all over the place while i was trying to catch them.

Song--week twelve.

The most embarassing song i have on my phone is When You Look Me In The Eyes by the Jonas Brothers. haha yeah that is embarassing. I used to be in love with Nick. I decided to get it obviously because i really liked it back in the day. It probably was never cool, but id say it probably stopped being cool when i was in 5th or 6th grade. One of my memories with it is when Bri Weiss and I used to always think it was so cool to listen to 98.5 and call them. Well one time we just kept calling and requesting the song and they wouldnt play it so we probably called 5 or 6 other times within the hour and kept requesting it so finally the guy said, "these girls wont leave me alone so i am going to play this song." It was great. Also my old friend from Streator took me to a Jonas Brothers concert like 5th or 6th grade so i loved them for awhile after that. We were inlove with them. It was the coolest thing ever back then.

week eleven.

I think that the chicken crossed the road because there was a super duper fine chicken on the side. He saw the hot a$$ chicken and had to get over there. So he ran over there making noise all the way. Twice he almost got hit by a semi. It felt like it took him 10 minutes to get to the other side. By the time he got over there he realized that the chicken was really a male chicken in a skirt and tube top. The chicken had a long beard and mustache. All of a sudden, the poor chicken was crushed. He was really looking forward to running into a hot female chicken. Not a bearded male one. So the rest of the day the chickens life was ruined. He eventually went back over to the other side and finally got hit by a semi.

week ten.

I think that all the villains, witches, ghosts, etc. get together and have their own little party. They sit there and stir their weird stew crap. The witches probably vent to everyone about there ugly huge noses and talk about plastic surgery because they finally realized they needed it. I think that they all got bored of Halloween because they cant come up with better attire to scare kids so they all get together and reminisce about the good ole days. Its more so a sad holiday for them because of how they cant come up with anything better to do. They suck at scaring people and cant find better outfits so they just sit at each others houses like a bunch of losers and cry/vent together about their ugliness.