Wednesday, November 27, 2013
week thirteen.
OMG i freaking hate these weird humans. What kind of monsters want to eat turkey?? I really dont think i would taste that good to where they have to eat turkey every thanksgiving. What can i do to escape this massacre? I have an idea. When they come to find me i will run around like a wild animal and start crapping all over the place. Nobody wants a crapping turkey. Seriously though, that sounds like a good plan to me. Ill make sure i eat something really nasty so my crap looks disgusting. That has to work. I know i wouldnt want a human if they were pooping all over the place while i was trying to catch them.
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what happens when you run out of poop...?
ReplyDeleteThis just made me realize that all the meat we've eaten in are lives are from crapping animals; like oh hey what a nice slice of steak you got there, it's previous inhabitant used to crap and pee all over and that's flipping nasty...
ReplyDeleteGood plan, but what if they are shooting from a distance, they will never know about your activities.
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