Sunday, December 15, 2013

week sixteen.

2013 has been a great year. My junior year i was a slacker, so lets keep that part out of it. this school year i have been doing soo much better. The summer of 2013 wasnt a bad summer, just wish i would have spent more time with my friends. I am soo upset about graduating high school. Im not so much going to miss high school, but my class. it will feel so weird not seeing everyone everyday, I wont have my best friend Chelsea to just laugh about over the dumbest things, and i wont have Alec to just make me laugh 24/7. I dont know how i am going to live without those two! And every Tuesday chelsea wont be there to give me a back massage haha. I wont have lizzy to be mean to and occasionally nice to :), i wont have beth next to my locker every day for me to say BETHANY! Justin wont be able to give me mints (even though he charges me 10 cents..JERK)! Ben wont be there to give me a big bear hug and call me Katelyn Jane. And i wont have amy whispering in my eat "DD" or "BT" haha. I am just going to miss all the little things and the people in my class. So i am kind of looking forward to 2014, but mostly not considering we graduate. So i wish that 2013 could stay just a little longer, so i have longer with these people.

week fifteen.

SNOW. the worst four letter word you will ever hear. the only good thing about snow is the very first time it snows, because it look so pretty, then it will ruin your life. Most of the time it is unbearably cold. Going outside is dangerous. Snow makes ice, and ice makes everything slippery. By the time the snow is finally gone, it is still in your memory with a bruise on your booty. Snow also makes your feet cold. Without proper shoes, your feet and socks will be soaked in 2.5 seconds. I guess being a kid you will actually have fun in the snow. Kids have snow ball fights, make snow forts and snowmen, and can also go sledding. so if you want to hear about fun in the snow, asks children. One good advice to you is do not eat the yellow snow.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

week fourteen.

If i could go back in time, I would change the fact that i shut my step-dad out of my life because i took my moms side on things. I would talk to him as much as i could, acknowledge him whenever he came to get my brother and sister. I would spend as much time with him as possibly. I would actually do anything i possibly could just to see him one last time. That would seriously be the best thing ever. Just seeing him in my dreams helps a little. But it would be really nice if i had a good relationship with him before he passed away. I wouldnt take him for granted and i wouldnt not talk to him just because of my mom. I would love to hug him one more time. So the decision of me shutting him out of my life, the day i decided to, i would think it through and decide not to shut him out of my life. Because he was so important to me, i made a very bad decision in shutting him out.

week thirteen.

OMG i freaking hate these weird humans. What kind of monsters want to eat turkey?? I really dont think i would taste that good to where they have to eat turkey every thanksgiving. What can i do to escape this massacre? I have an idea. When they come to find me i will run around like a wild animal and start crapping all over the place. Nobody wants a crapping turkey. Seriously though, that sounds like a good plan to me. Ill make sure i eat something really nasty so my crap looks disgusting. That has to work. I know i wouldnt want a human if they were pooping all over the place while i was trying to catch them.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Song--week twelve.

The most embarassing song i have on my phone is When You Look Me In The Eyes by the Jonas Brothers. haha yeah that is embarassing. I used to be in love with Nick. I decided to get it obviously because i really liked it back in the day. It probably was never cool, but id say it probably stopped being cool when i was in 5th or 6th grade. One of my memories with it is when Bri Weiss and I used to always think it was so cool to listen to 98.5 and call them. Well one time we just kept calling and requesting the song and they wouldnt play it so we probably called 5 or 6 other times within the hour and kept requesting it so finally the guy said, "these girls wont leave me alone so i am going to play this song." It was great. Also my old friend from Streator took me to a Jonas Brothers concert like 5th or 6th grade so i loved them for awhile after that. We were inlove with them. It was the coolest thing ever back then.

Thursday, November 7, 2013

week eleven.

I think that the chicken crossed the road because there was a super duper fine chicken on the side. He saw the hot a$$ chicken and had to get over there. So he ran over there making noise all the way. Twice he almost got hit by a semi. It felt like it took him 10 minutes to get to the other side. By the time he got over there he realized that the chicken was really a male chicken in a skirt and tube top. The chicken had a long beard and mustache. All of a sudden, the poor chicken was crushed. He was really looking forward to running into a hot female chicken. Not a bearded male one. So the rest of the day the chickens life was ruined. He eventually went back over to the other side and finally got hit by a semi.

Monday, November 4, 2013

week ten.

I think that all the villains, witches, ghosts, etc. get together and have their own little party. They sit there and stir their weird stew crap. The witches probably vent to everyone about there ugly huge noses and talk about plastic surgery because they finally realized they needed it. I think that they all got bored of Halloween because they cant come up with better attire to scare kids so they all get together and reminisce about the good ole days. Its more so a sad holiday for them because of how they cant come up with anything better to do. They suck at scaring people and cant find better outfits so they just sit at each others houses like a bunch of losers and cry/vent together about their ugliness.