week eleven.

I think that the chicken crossed the road because there was a super duper fine chicken on the side. He saw the hot a$$ chicken and had to get over there. So he ran over there making noise all the way. Twice he almost got hit by a semi. It felt like it took him 10 minutes to get to the other side. By the time he got over there he realized that the chicken was really a male chicken in a skirt and tube top. The chicken had a long beard and mustache. All of a sudden, the poor chicken was crushed. He was really looking forward to running into a hot female chicken. Not a bearded male one. So the rest of the day the chickens life was ruined. He eventually went back over to the other side and finally got hit by a semi.